(from a magazine in a waiting room)
Three guys get to Heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Peter asks the first one, "Tell me, friend, were you a faithful husband?"
The guy hangs his head. "Well, mostly, but I cheated a few times."
"Then you will travel around Heaven in this." Peter directed him to a small economy car and the man drove off.
The next guy answered Peter's question with an embarrassed grin. "I cheated, too." he admitted. "But not as much as that last guy."
"Very well," Peter said and handed him the keys to a mid-size sedan with no frills. The guy drove away smiling.
Peter looked at the last guy and raised his eyebrows in question.
The man puffed out his chest proudly. "I never cheated," he proclaimed. "I was a faithful husband the whole 25 years I was married!"
"Very good," said Peter. He handed over the keys to a big, beautiful vehicle with all the trimmings and the man roared off.
A few days later, the three men were all idling at the same Stop light. The men with the smaller vehicles noticed how glum the other fellow looked.
"Hey, buddy," one asked him, "why so down.You did get the nicest car."
"Yeah, but I saw my wife this morning and she was on a skateboard."
