(As promised - more silliness from the email inbox)
Some guy bought a
new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard
and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.'
For three days the
fridge sat there without anyone looking twice. He eventually decided that
people were too mistrustful of this deal.
So he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge
for sale $50.'
The next day
someone stole it!
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One day I was
walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted.... "Look at that
dead bird!"
Someone looked up at
the sky and said, "Where?"
***
While looking at a
house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction was north because he
didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.
She asked, ‘Does the
sun rise in the north?'
My brother explained
that the sun rises in the east and has for sometime. She shook her head and
said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff......'
***
My colleague and I
were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard an admin girl talking
about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach.
She drove down in a
convertible, but said she 'didn't think
she'd get sunburned because the car was moving’...
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My sister has a
lifesaving tool in her car which is designed to cut through a seat belt if she
gets trapped. She keeps it in the car trunk.
***
I was going out with
a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a
chain.
My friend said,
'Ouch! The chain must rip out every time
she turns her head!" I had to explain that a person's nose and ear remain
the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned...
***
I couldn't find my
luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and
reported the loss.
The woman there
smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and said
I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "Has your plane
arrived yet?"..... (Some of us work with professionals like this.)
***
While working at a
pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be
alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.
He thought about it
for some time then said "Just cut it into 4 pieces, I don't think I'm
hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."
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Yeah, you're laughing now, but we've all have our bonehead moments. Just remember - we walk among the rest!
