I will dedicate this to my friend, Drew, who just celebrated a birthday. (Know what, Drew? Age doesn't matter so much when you feel better than any 20 year old!)
Just in case you weren't feeling old enough already...
- The people who are starting college this fall were born in 1991
- They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up
- Their lifetime has always included AIDS
- The CD was introduced 2 years before they were born
- They have always had an answering machine
- They have always had cable
- Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show
- Popcorn has always been microwaved
- They never took a swim and thought about Jaws
- They don't know who Mork was or where he was from
- They never heard "Where's the beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "De plane, Boss, de plane!"
- McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers
- They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter
Pass this on to the other old fogies you know!
(Notice the larger type?)
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