Sleeping At Work

The 5 best things to say if caught sleeping on the job:

NUMBER 5: "The told me at the Blood Bank that this might happen."

NUMBER 4: "This is just a 15-minute power nap they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to."

NUMBER 3: "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"

NUMBER 2: "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

(And the all time favorite: best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at work...)

NUMBER 1: (Raising your head slowly) "In Jesus' name, Amen."

(Yeah - YOU try that last one if you want, but I happen to know God don't like ugly! LOL)