A Fly in the Coffee

Again - from my Aunt Johnnie (I actually DO get emails from other people though! LOL)

 

A fly falls into a cup of coffee:

 

·        The Italian - throws the cup and goes into a fit of anger.

 

 

·         The Frenchman - pulls out the fly and drinks the coffee.

 

·        The Chinese - eats the fly and throws out the coffee.

 

·        The Russian drinks the coffee with the fly.

 

·        The Israeli - sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, buys himself a new a cup of coffee and uses the remaining money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee. 

 

·        The Palestinian - blames the Israeli for having thrown the fly in his coffee, complains to the UN for this act of aggression, receives a LOAN from the European Union to buy a cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives and then explodes himself in a cafe, where the Italian, French, Chinese, and Russian, are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give his cup of coffee to the unfortunate Palestinian.