Childbirth at 65!

 

    

With all the NEW technology regarding fertility recently,   One of my 65-year-old friends   was able to GIVE BIRTH.     When she was discharged from the hospital     and went home, I went to visit.   'May I see the new baby?' I eagerly asked.   'NOT yet.' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit   for a while first.'   Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the    new baby NOW?'         'NO.  Not yet,' she hedged.       After another few minutes had elapsed,     I asked again: 'May I see the baby now?'     'NO, not yet,' the new mother replied.        Growing very impatient,       I asked, 'Well, WHEN can I see the baby??'          'WHEN HE CRIES!' she snapped.           'WHEN HE CRIES?' I asked in surprise.            'WHY do I have to wait until he CRIES?'                  'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, OKAY?!!'