Confucius Say

I KNOW I've seen this before, but when I got the email, I still laughed like a hyena. I have such a childish sense of humor... (Thanks Johnnie!)

Confucius Say...

• Man who run in front of car get tired
• Man who run behind car get exhausted
• Man with one chopstick go hungry
• Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails
• Man who eat many prunes get good run for money
• Baseball is wrong: Man with 4 balls cannot walk
• War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left
• Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in Cathouse
• Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night
• It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it
• Man who drive like Hell, bound to get there
• Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement
• Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs
• Crowded elevator smell different to midget