The jokes about Viagra will go on forever. I could have called this "Advertising Reloaded." The email was called "One Smart Boss." It came in this morning from my Aunt Johnnie:
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun. told the burnt out staff that the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.
The theme of the contest: Viagra advertising slogans.
The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.
About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone.
The Top 10:
10 - Viagra, Whaazzz up!
9 - Viagra, the quicker pecker picker upper.
8 - Viagra, like a rock!
7 - Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6 - Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5 - Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4 - Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman (**my favorite!**)
3 - Viagra, Home of the Whopper!
2 - Viagra, We bring good things to life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1 - This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs.
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