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Saturday, December 21, 2013

I Seriously LOL *ALL* the Time

Maybe I am too much of a child, but that's got to be better than the alternative. Of course, kid-at-heart that I am, I will laugh like a child when I think something's funny. And by laugh like a child, I don't mean a sweet, soft, adorable giggle. When I laugh, I can sometimes embarrass myself. It's the one not-so-ladylike thing about me. (Said I.)

The good thing about laughter is, it makes you forget to be embarrassed. Or sad, or mad or caught up in the negative. When I'm having a good laugh, I don't think about being sick or broke or single or really pissed off that chocolate has calories. The other good thing about laughter is, there's plenty to go around.

Earlier tonight, I spent years on my personal crack habit called Pinterest. Now my stomach hurts too much from laughing for me to post much. So, here, have a few giggles.

Tis the season for wishes not reason

I want this on a t-shirt


So me! It's now on my blog sidebar-------->>>>




Then I laugh. Loudly.




It was 11 below last night. Check your car.


Ladies, you know this is funny.

Guys, you know this is funny.










Watch out now!



It's pure addiction, I tell you...

Go ahead and keep laughing, it keeps the blues a
way. 
And if anyone hates that you've found a  reason to smile, just remember this:





Peace (and joy)
--Free

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Natural Hair Humor

Since I've gone "natural," I find stuff like this SO funny. (Glad my bedtime routine isn't this complicated!!!)


You sure would be ready for some rest after all that!

Peace
--Free

Monday, December 9, 2013

So Cold?

Saw this on Pinterest.

Thought of the weather we had last week.

Laughed til I almost wet myself.

Wanted you to laugh with me.


Now, go wipe yourself

Peace
--Free

Saturday, December 7, 2013

If You're Too Busy (Cool or Male) to "Pin"

And, for the guys: no, I'm not talking about sex.

For a mood-lifter that doesn't involve chocolate or drugs (wait, is chocolate a drug?) I sometimes turn to Pinterest. To share the smiles with those non-Pinners, here are just a few morning smiles (mostly courtesy also of somecards.com:

warm goodies
cynical but funny, but (sometimes true)

and maybe a little liquor?

insert evil laugh here
life lesson???

when haters are hating



Peace
--Free

Friday, September 13, 2013

Stress Management (with a smile)

(The email was titled "Stress Management for Women", but I think just about anyone can learn from this.)

A young lady confidently walked around the room while leading and explaining stress management to an audience with a raised glass of water. Everyone knew she was going to ask the ultimate question, 'half empty or half full?'... She fooled them all .... "How heavy is this glass of water?" she inquired with a smile. Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. To 20 oz.

She replied , "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm.

If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance. In each case it's the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes." She continued, "and that's the way it is with stress. If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, as the burden becomes increasingly heavy, we won't be able to carry on."

"As with the glass of water, you have to put it down for a while and rest before holding it again. When we're refreshed, we can carry on with the burden - holding stress longer and better each time practiced. So, as early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don't carry them through the evening and into the night... Pick them up tomorrow.

1 * Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue!

2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

3 * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

4 * Drive carefully... It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.

5 * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

6 * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

7 * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

8 * Never buy a car you can't push.

9 * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.

10 * Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

11 * Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.

12 * The second mouse gets the cheese.

13 * When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

14 * Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

16 * Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.

17 * We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.

18 * A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

19 * Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about you today.

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY

20 *Save the earth..... It's the only planet with chocolate!*

(I love #5. #6 is a proven truth!)

Peace
--Free

Thursday, June 27, 2013

Gotta Love Kids

Warning: Extreme cuteness ahead. From my in-box












































And my favorite....

Oooops!






































Peace
--Free

Saturday, June 22, 2013

All the Real Daddies, Standup!

I was a bad girl & missed this on Father's Day...



All kidding aside - the "real" Daddies out there deserve more than a video. The Real Daddy may not be the one who got the woman pregnant, but he sure is the one helping her deal with the lifelong consequences. If you have a Real Daddy in your family, show them the love.

Peace
--Free

(Got this via G+)

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Two For Giggles!

(In a Crowded Library)

A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded library.

He asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you? 

The girl replied with a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table. 

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a laugh...

"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right? 

The guy then responded with a loud voice: “$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? . . . That's Absurd!”

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. 

The guy whispered in her ear: "I study law, and I know how to screw people".



###


(Grandpa Calm)

A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved 3year-old grandson. 

It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets in the sweet aisle, biscuits in the biscuit aisle; and for fruit, cereal and pop in the other aisles. 

Meanwhile, Granddad is working his way around, saying in a controlled voice, "Easy William, we won't be long, easy, boy.” 

Another outburst and she hears the granddad calmly say, "It's okay, William, just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there, boy."  

At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the cart, and Granddad says again in a controlled voice, "William, William, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes; stay cool, William." 

Very impressed, the woman goes outside where the grand-father is loading his groceries and the boy into the car. 

She said to the elderly gentleman, "It's none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time, you kept your composure, and NO matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. William is very lucky to have you as his grandpa." 

"Thanks," said the grandfather, "but I'm William .......the little sh*t's name is Kevin.” 

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Moves Like...

This was on G+ the other day. A Plus pal of mine got a great giggle out it after I told him ...

...it's what I looked like when I tried treadmilling to Frankie Beverly & Maze's "Running Away." That beat got good to me & I just about hurt myself! (You can stop laughing now, +J.D. Hughes!)



Next time, I'll play some Mozart!

Peace
--Free

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

His'n & Her'n

Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will.
There's no need to remind him about it every 6 months!
Sheesh!



I heard a guy complaining about how expensive his wedding is.
He's going to be real pissed when he finds out how much his divorce is going to cost.


NASA's robot Curiositu landed on Mars.
Early pictures show no signs of ESPN, beer or porn.
This makes it very clear that men are NOT from Mars...

I once won an argument with a woman...
in this dream I had.



If your wife or girlfriend ever asks:
"If I was to arrange a threesome for your birthday, 
which of my friends would you pick to join in?"
Never give 2 names.

It is so funny that
when my girlfriend gives me the
"silent treatment,"
she thinks it's a punishment.