Friday, February 10, 2012

Love & Pain?

(Another one shared by a wonderful G+ pal. See what you are missing by not being over there?)


At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings.


Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.


Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and she said, 'Johnny, what is the matter?'


Little Johnny responded, 'I have pain in my side.
I think I'm going to have a wife.'

Dad's Money

(Shared by a sweet G+ pal)


Three boys are in the school yard bragging about
their fathers.


The first boy says, 'My Dad scribbles a few words
on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50.'


The second boy says, 'That's nothing. My Dad
scribbles a few words on piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100.'


The third boy says, 'I got you both beat. My Dad
scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!'

No Pushing, Please

(Shared by one of my G+ buddies)


A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running
as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class.
As she ran she prayed, 'Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!'


While she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress.


She got up, brushed herself off, and started running
again!


As she ran she once again began to pray, 'Dear Lord, please don't let me be late...But please
don't shove me either!'

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Google Plus Me

Hi all...


This is just a personal note to remind you all that I am on Google Plus now. If you would like to join me over there, you can find me at FreeBeing.


Look forward to seeing you guys over there.

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

True Story

(Not a joke. This is just something a family member told me & I wanted to share.)

My little cousin, Z, was having lunch with his dad the other day while Mom sat nearby in the living room folding laundry.

"Dad?" asked Z, nibbling on his sandwich.

"Yes son?" replied his father.

"Why," asked Z, nodding in the direction of the living room, "did you pick that woman to be my mother?"

His dad was thrown by the question and didn't answer right away.

Z continued, "You could have picked anybody, so why did you pick her?"

His father had sort of recovered, so he replied calmly, "If I hadn't married your mom, you wouldn't be here."

Z thought this over (very seriously it seemed) and finally shrugged. "Oh. Okay then."

Makes you wonder what goes through kids' minds, huh? (By the way, Z is only about 8 years old.) No word yet on if Mom overheard this conversation!