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          And, finally, my favorite one.....

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Kids... At Church and Home

It's been too long since I've updated this blog! I decided to try getting over here more often because, during this election season, the good Lord knows we all need some laughter...
These are the latest bits from my email inbox. Please enjoy. (And thanks, Auntie Johnnie!)

                                                             
Three-year-old Reese prayed: Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name.  Amen.
                                             
A little boy was overheard praying: Lord, if you can't make me a better boy don't worry about it. I'm having a real GOOD time like I am.

                                                  
After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.  His father asked him three times what was wrong.

Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home. But I wanna stay with you guys."
                                                           

A four-year-old’s prayer: And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.
                                                           

A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service: "And why is it necessary to be QUIET in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping!"
                                                                    
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.

"If Jesus was sitting here, He would say: 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.' "
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said: "Ryan, you be Jesus!"

                                                  

A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand and led him to the shore and showed him a dead seagull in the sand. he asked, "Daddy, what happened to him?"

Dad replied, "He died and went to Heaven."

After a moment of thought, the boy said: "Did God throw him back down?"

                                                   

A wife invited some people to dinner.  At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"

"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.

"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.

The little girl bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

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