Mr. Bluebird on My Shoulder

One of my favorite people on Google Plus is my psychological twin, +Julia Hawkins.

She might understand then why this just cracked me up...

The bird's name is Trudy.

Peace

--Free

Oldie Goodies

A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."

"Really?" answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"

"Twelve thirty..."

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:

"So I hear you're getting married?"

"Yep!"

"'Do I know her?"

"Nope!"

"This woman, is she good looking?"

"Not really."

"Is she a good cook?"

"Naw, she can't cook too well."

"Does she have lots of money?"

"Nope! Poor as a church mouse."

"Well, then, is she good in bed?"

"I don't know."

"Why in the world do you want to marry her then?"

"Because she can still drive!"

Peace
--Free

Strut, Strut, BAM!

Don't know why I chose this as the post to introduce my newest blog. I suppose just to emphasize that even Christians are human and sometimes inappropriate.

Don't act like this right here isn't funny:

Strut, strut....BAM!

I found it from a buddy on G+ and just about went to hell laughing.

Yeah. I am just so wrong for that. Going to hell on a scholarship if I don't ask forgiveness.

Anyway, my new blog is for Christians who believe deeply in the Savior and think outside the walls of buildings called churches. It's called Accidentally Brilliant, Unintentionally Sexy. Yeah. Seriously. Tell your friends.

Peace
--Free