(Don't know why folks like to make fun of us Southerners, but I was laughing too hard to be offended.)
Bubba's pregnant sister was in a bad car accident, which caused her to fall into a deep coma.
After nearly six months, she awoke and saw that she was no longer pregnant.
Frantically, she asked the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replied, “Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl.”
The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them for you.
The woman thought to herself, “Oh, no! NOT Bubba; he's an idiot!”
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, “Okay, what did he name the girl?”
“Denise,” the doctor answers.
The new mother says, “Wow! That's a beautiful name, maybe I was wrong about my brother. I really like the name ‘Denise.’”
What did he name the boy?"
The doctor replies, “Denephew.”
Bubba's pregnant sister was in a bad car accident, which caused her to fall into a deep coma.
After nearly six months, she awoke and saw that she was no longer pregnant.
Frantically, she asked the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replied, “Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl.”
The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them for you.
The woman thought to herself, “Oh, no! NOT Bubba; he's an idiot!”
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, “Okay, what did he name the girl?”
“Denise,” the doctor answers.
The new mother says, “Wow! That's a beautiful name, maybe I was wrong about my brother. I really like the name ‘Denise.’”
What did he name the boy?"
The doctor replies, “Denephew.”
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