Bumper Snickers

I am NOT an Alcoholic
I'm a Drunk
Alcoholics go to meetings


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Driver Carries No Cash
He's Married

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4 Out Of 3 People
Have Trouble With Fractions

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I Child-Proofed My House
But They STILL Get In

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Hang Up And DRIVE!

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The Shortest Sentence Is "I Am."
The LONGEST Is "I Do."

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Where The Heck Is
Easy Street???

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Guns Don't Kill People
Drivers With CELLPHONES Do

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Jesus is coming
Look Busy!