Ghetto Spelling Bee
Tyrell came home from school disappointed. "I HATE English, them teachers are always changing stuff".
Mother: "Tyrell, have you been using BAD words and writing dirty notes again?"
Tyrell: "Naw, momma, I swear I didn't. I used all of my spelling words in a sentence like the teacher said, but the teacher, she gave me an "F".
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HOTEL - My Momma said that she ain't gon tell her friend Shaqueta nothing else, cause that HOTEL everthang she know.
HONOR ROLL - We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the other day and man, I was HONORROLL.
PLANET - Leroy got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and he PLANET in the backyard.
DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a needle and said DISMAY hurt a little.
OMELETTE - I should punch you for what you just said but OMELETTE it go dis time.
STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It makes you STAIRWAY into space.
MOBILE - I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my man said gimme one MOBILE.
DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the cops, but he hopped DEFENSE and got away.
AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her.
AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school today so AFTERMATH, I'm out.
LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.
DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was yesterday, so I got her a DOMINEERING.
KENYA - I needed money for the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change.
DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and da antelope play.
DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points and my coach say, "DATA boy."
BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWARE I can get a job?"
DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION smart.
COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst, you'll be thrown out de COATROOM."
DECIDE - My boy fronting like he love his girl but everybody know he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE.
FASCINATE - Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she can't FASCINATE.
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Yeah, I know - that's just WRONG!
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