From my Aunt Johnnie Mae (Lord knows, I needed a pick-me-up today!)
10- Life is sexually transmitted
09- Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can DIE
08- Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich...
07-Give a person a FISH and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet & they won't bother you for weeks
06- Some people are like a Slinky - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs!
05- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.
04- All of us could take a lesson from the weather - it pays NO attention to criticism
03- Why does a "slight" tax INCREASE cost you $200, and a "substantial" tax CUT save you $30?
02-In the 60's, people took acid to make the world look weird. Now the world IS weird and people take Prozac to make it normal...
And the NUMBER 1 Thought:
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers - what you do today might burn your butt tomorrow!
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