a good find for many retirees.
I lasted less than a day...
About two hours into my first day on the job
a very loud, unattractive,mean-acting woman walked
into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities
at them all the way through the entrance.
I said pleasantly. ‘Good morning and welcome
to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there.
Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say.
‘Hell no. they ain’t twins. The oldest one’s 9,
and the other one’s 7. Why the hell would you
think they’re twins? Are you blind, or stupid?’
So I replied. I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am,
I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping
at Wal-Mart.’
My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this
line of work.
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