BLACK & WHITE TV
After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one
day and said:
"Fifty" years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa
bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every
night with a hot 18-year-old girl.”
Now... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed
and a large screen TV.
BUT - I'm sleeping with a 68-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're NOT holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman.
She told me to go out and find a hot 18-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women GREAT? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.
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