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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over and over that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think that you can
sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like
a complete idiot.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that friends and ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher,
smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think that people are
laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead to pregnancy.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting
your behind kicked.
WARNING: The crunsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel Gode.
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