One day, my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I called back to him. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "Dallas Cowboys!"
And they say blondes are dumb?
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death!
***
Just kidding & just to make you smile. If you have a good spouse, count yourself blessed!
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