Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will.
There's no need to remind him about it every 6 months!
I heard a guy complaining about how expensive his wedding is.
He's going to be real pissed when he finds out how much his divorce is going to cost.
NASA's robot Curiositu landed on Mars.
Early pictures show no signs of ESPN, beer or porn.
This makes it very clear that men are NOT from Mars...
I once won an argument with a woman...
in this dream I had.
If your wife or girlfriend ever asks:
"If I was to arrange a threesome for your birthday,
which of my friends would you pick to join in?"
Never give 2 names.
when my girlfriend gives me the
she thinks it's a punishment.