SENIOR DRESS CODE

(From my Auntie Johnnie Mae!)

Many of us 'Old Folks' (WAY over 50) are quite confused today about how we should present ourselves. Feeling 'young', we try to conform to current fashions and present a youthful image.

Contrary to what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided: 


     1. A nose ring and bifocals  


     2. Spiked hair and bald spots 


     3. A pierced tongue and dentures 


     4. Miniskirts and support hose  


     5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads  


     6. Speedo's and cellulite 


     7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar  


     8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor 


     9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge 


     10. Bikinis and liver spots 


     11. Mini skirts and varicose veins 

     And,  Most importantly…  

     At  some point you have to give up the 'DAISY DUKE'  shorts  

Peace
--Free