From my niece (not a southerner), but I can post it because I am one!
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, the talk about their moonshine operation.Suddenly, at a nearby table, a woman eating a sandwich begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?"
The woman shakes her head, No.
The man asks,"Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head, No.
The hillbilly walks over to her, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out her her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
His partner, says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hink Lick Maneuver,' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!"
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