Circumcised

Think this one came from either Aunt Johnnie or Gwennie Poo... It was ONE of those two, I can tell you that! :-)


A Teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention.

She went back to find out what was going on.

The kid was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.

The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did this and returned to his class.

Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. The teacher went back to investigate only to find the little boy sitting at his desk with his 'private part' hanging out.

"I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said.

"I did," he replied. "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."


Hee hee. Parents, watch what you say to the kids!