Sex In The Dark:
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love, the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years, the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break her husband out of this crazy habit.
So, one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she managed to reach over and turn on the table lamp.
She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device...a vibrator!
Soft, wonderful, and larger than the real thing...
She went completely ballistic.
"You impotent bastard!" she screamed at him. "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly...
"I'll explain the toy. You explain the kids."
(Well, now damn.)
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love, the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years, the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break her husband out of this crazy habit.
So, one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she managed to reach over and turn on the table lamp.
She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device...a vibrator!
Soft, wonderful, and larger than the real thing...
She went completely ballistic.
"You impotent bastard!" she screamed at him. "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly...
...
...
...
...
...
"I'll explain the toy. You explain the kids."
(Well, now damn.)
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