Saturday, May 16, 2009

Da End Be Near

(Yeah, this one is from Aunt Johnnie...)

Reverend Bourdreaux was the part-time pastor of the local Cajun Baptist Church and Pastor Thibodaux was the minister of the Covenent Church just across the road.

They were both standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground that read: "Da End is NEAR. Turn yo' sef 'roun NOW afore it be too late!"

A car drove past them and the driver leaned out his window and, speeding away, yelled, "You religious nuts!"

A moment later, from the curve ahead, they heard screeching tires and a big splash...

The Reverend B turned to Pastor T and asked, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should jus' say...'Bridge Out?'"

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