Friday, April 24, 2009

Senior Moments

(From - who else? Auntie!!!)


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(TOP) Doctor to Wife: Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following he will sure die. Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare and especially nice meal. No chores. no nagging. Oh yes, and make love several times a week. Do this for the next year and he'll regain his health completely!

(BOTTOM) Husband to Wife: What did the doctor say?
Wife to Husband: You're going to die!
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