The $200,000 white wedding for the 16-year-old girl who lives in a trailer. (Mom & Dad couldn't have used that money for some education or classes in how to act like a 16 year old???)
What Daddy's little girl wants, Daddy's little girl gets.
So when Missy Quinn insisted on a big white wedding with her boyfriend, her father said YES. It didn't matter that she was only 16 and the groom 17. (It's not okay if you're Britney's little sister & it's not okay if you're the everyday Jack & Jill. Listen to me, parents: It's NOT okay!)
Daddy also said yes to a $32,000 wedding dress (which looked suspiciously like a crop top and skirt) and yes to 150 guests at the reception. Then there were the cars, the hotels, the tiara and the $10000 bouquet! (I have some fabric left from my niece's doll clothes project. I could've made her something that covers her up better for a buck seventy-five...)
(If THIS is what 16 looks like... Well, damn!)
Check out the belly-ring ... it matches her earrings! So sophisticated.
In the end, making Missy's wedding dreams come true cost her father - who lives in a trailer and surfaces driveways for a living - a whopping $200,000! But as his princess, who hasn't been in a classroom since she was nine and wants to be a glamour model (good luck), posed for photographs, her father Simon, 35, declared it was worth every penny. 'I'm very proud of her today,' he said.
Missy was just happy to be the undisputed centre of attention.
Her dress, studded with Swarovski crystals, and with a 10 ft. wide train, was so heavy that it took ten guests to help her struggle out of the Rolls-Royce Phantom that brought her to the church. (Can Mom & Dad SPELL Swarovski or Phantom??? We know the little princess can't. Lemme quit. I had to paste & copy!)
(Who the heck are the Best Man & Woman? They look like they belong on a video cover. And you know what kind of video I'm talking about.)
Missy with groom Thomas Moghon, 17, her mother Theresa (who, it seems, forgot to wear a top ....) and father Simon. (Ohhhh... So THAT'S the Mom & Dad... Well, that explains it all then!)
'It was huge. I wanted to outdo everyone else's wedding dress,' she said. 'It was extremely heavy and just standing in the church was really difficult. But despite all that, I felt just like Cinderella.' (No, darling - the dress was NOT heavy. The train, maybe, but that dress... Nothing that skimpy could be heavy.)
The bill was around five times the cost of the average wedding.
Missy said: 'It cost a fortune, but I've always wanted a big wedding and my dad has been saving for ages to pay for it.'
Missy met Thomas at Alton Towers Theme park when she was 13. They continued to date despite her traveller family leaving their trailer park in Stoke-on-Trent every summer to tour the UK while Thomas lived with his parents in Wolverhampton . (I feel bad for saying it, but I'm glad as HELL they aren't American. We get blamed for enough! LOL)
Missy said: 'I just knew he was The One from the beginning. He's perfect.'
Her mother Theresa, 33, who married Missy's father at 16, said: 'I was surprised they wanted to get married so young in this day and age.. But we could see they were madly in love.'
The couple married six days after Missy turned 16 at St Mary's Catholic Church in Congleton-Cheshire.
The bride carried a chrystal bouquet that cost $100000! No fresh flowers for her.
After the ceremony, guests in feathers and crystals enjoyed champagne and an all-day buffet at the reception. Girls as young as nine showed off bikini tops, high heels and make-up. It was a classy affair.
Guest Victoria Docherty, 23, who wore a £700 hotpants and bra outfit, said: 'This isn't unusual - it's just what we do at weddings. It's all very extravagant. Everything is paid for by the bride's daddy.'
Missy and Thomas honeymooned in Turkey before moving into their own $36,000 trailer - a wedding gift from her parents.
(All ha-ha's aside, but does this chick just have a "too damn grown" attitude or what?)
(No. Just...NO! Not the kids with the exposed belly. NO, NO, NO, moms!)
(She should've used some of that train fabric to cover herself.)
(I don't care if she is 25, there is no excuse for this kind of mess)
(All laughing aside, I guess I should be hoping they are happy. I mean, love is love.)
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